Invited to a fraternity toga party. Hmmmm.
*gets a compliment*
people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me
i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it
- School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
- Student: why?
- School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway
I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection