Invited to a fraternity toga party. Hmmmm.

cxrtez:

*gets a compliment*

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dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

cieply:

i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it


hiddlecrotch:

 You have a heart 

(Source: hiddlestohn)

  • School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
  • Student: why?
  • School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

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